*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
This should be an Industry Standard.
That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.
I’m quitting school and applying
If this happened in Order of the Phoenix, the director would be dead
the lightening thief